1 00:00:02,068 --> 00:00:05,731 - Nothing happened between Tony and me. - I assure you... 2 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:08,899 whatever happened between Shannon and me was over a long time ago. 3 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:11,375 I want you to deliver a package for me. 4 00:00:11,478 --> 00:00:14,106 - Steele agreed. - If this doesn't work... 5 00:00:14,214 --> 00:00:17,115 I doubt that you'll have a friend left in the department. 6 00:00:17,217 --> 00:00:21,119 You used me. You only got close to me to get to him! 7 00:00:21,221 --> 00:00:24,054 I didn't have to get close to you to get to him. 8 00:00:24,157 --> 00:00:26,523 - I just got close to you. - My calling card? 9 00:00:26,626 --> 00:00:29,527 - All you have to do is deliver it. - Archaeology? Immigration? 10 00:00:29,629 --> 00:00:32,598 Now espionage? You're a multifaceted fellow. 11 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:35,133 - And if Helmsley doesn't buy this? - He'll kill you. 12 00:00:35,235 --> 00:00:37,931 - What do you want with my husband? - I'm here to inform him... 13 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:40,905 that he's just inherited �1 million. 14 00:00:41,007 --> 00:00:43,032 The earl didn't leave you cash. 15 00:00:43,143 --> 00:00:46,203 - What exactly did he leave? - A castle. In Ireland. 16 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,449 Why did Helmsley try to kill me? 17 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:54,281 Obviously your little act was very unconvincing. 18 00:00:54,387 --> 00:00:57,481 - Somebody tipped him off! - We're looking for a murderer. 19 00:00:57,590 --> 00:00:59,820 Help me. 20 00:02:23,443 --> 00:02:25,343 Didn't the wire say someone would meet us? 21 00:02:25,445 --> 00:02:28,881 Well, perhaps they weren't expecting such a large group. 22 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,882 - I'll get the bags. - I'll keep an eye on him. 23 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:33,714 Thank you, Mildred. Don't you find it the least bit uncomfortable... 24 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,913 having a murderer along on our honeymoon? 25 00:02:36,022 --> 00:02:39,788 He told us he was set up. I'm sure he'll give us the full details in due time. 26 00:02:39,893 --> 00:02:42,191 The only details he's given us for the last four hours... 27 00:02:42,295 --> 00:02:44,456 concerns his career in minor league baseball. 28 00:02:44,564 --> 00:02:47,624 - Patience is a virtue, Mr. Steele. - Isn't it just? 29 00:02:47,734 --> 00:02:49,725 - Any sign of our ride? - Not yet. 30 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:51,861 - Some royal treatment. - Excuse me. 31 00:02:51,971 --> 00:02:57,170 - Could you give us directions to Glencree? - Glencree, is it? 32 00:02:57,277 --> 00:02:59,711 Youse must be after a spot of trout fishin'. 33 00:02:59,812 --> 00:03:02,679 Uh, no, no, no. We're trying to get to Ashford Castle. 34 00:03:02,782 --> 00:03:05,444 Ashford Castle? That's a wee bit north of Glencree. 35 00:03:05,552 --> 00:03:08,953 - Not by way of Glencary. - Did somebody say Glencary? 36 00:03:09,055 --> 00:03:11,353 We're trying to get to Glencree. 37 00:03:11,457 --> 00:03:13,687 Ah, you must be after a bit of trout fishin' then. 38 00:03:13,793 --> 00:03:17,229 No, no, no. We need the directions to Ashford Castle. 39 00:03:17,330 --> 00:03:20,026 - That's a wee bit north of Glencree. - We know that. 40 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:24,035 Glencree is a wee bit east of Glencaron. 41 00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:27,629 - How do you get to Glencaron? - Do you see that road over there? 42 00:03:28,841 --> 00:03:31,776 Well, uh, don't be takin' it. 43 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:35,314 Glencree. This way. 44 00:03:46,759 --> 00:03:49,557 Mikeline O'Flynn, majordomo... 45 00:03:49,662 --> 00:03:51,994 head factotum, chief of staff- 46 00:03:52,098 --> 00:03:54,623 at your service, Your Lordship. 47 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:57,134 Terence O'Reilly- principal chauffeur... 48 00:03:57,237 --> 00:04:01,606 assistant mechanic, associate senior transportation captain. 49 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:05,576 A great pleasure it is, sir, to meet your American Lordship. 50 00:04:05,678 --> 00:04:09,205 It's a pleasure to be met, my good man. A pleasure indeed. Yes. 51 00:04:09,315 --> 00:04:12,512 You and Mildred could learn a thing or two from these people, you know that? 52 00:04:12,619 --> 00:04:16,885 - This way, Your Lordship. - Thank you. Thank you. 53 00:05:22,722 --> 00:05:24,690 Ah, thank you. 54 00:05:25,892 --> 00:05:28,019 This way, Your Lordship. 55 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:40,435 The new lord and master has arrived. 56 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,244 Thank you. Thank you. 57 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,576 I think I've found my true calling, Laura. 58 00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:52,173 - Just don't expect me to call you Your Lordship. - No, certainly not. 59 00:05:52,285 --> 00:05:55,277 We'll save the pet names for the bedroom, eh? 60 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:04,288 Oh! 61 00:06:04,397 --> 00:06:07,628 Your Lordship must be tired after his long journey. 62 00:06:07,734 --> 00:06:09,964 Would you like me to show you to your chambers? 63 00:06:10,069 --> 00:06:12,037 Excellent idea, Mikeline. 64 00:06:12,138 --> 00:06:14,606 Show the other guests to the east wing. 65 00:06:14,707 --> 00:06:18,768 - We have our own wing? - This way, Your Lordship. 66 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:20,846 Laura. 67 00:06:29,522 --> 00:06:31,581 The master bedroom. 68 00:06:31,691 --> 00:06:34,785 - Very nice. - Yes, very nice indeed. 69 00:06:36,863 --> 00:06:40,321 - It's a bit chilly in here. - I'll look after it right away. 70 00:06:40,433 --> 00:06:43,061 - Is there anything else you need? - No, not at the moment. 71 00:06:43,169 --> 00:06:45,137 Thank you very much. There you go. 72 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:48,264 You'll be sure to let me know if there is now, won't you? 73 00:06:48,374 --> 00:06:52,208 Oh, you have my solemn oath. You have my solemn oath. There you go. 74 00:06:53,846 --> 00:06:58,010 You know, Laura, this place is beginning to grow on me. 75 00:06:58,117 --> 00:07:00,085 I don't think we should be so anxious to sell. 76 00:07:00,186 --> 00:07:04,088 I mean, after all, a man's castle is his home. 77 00:07:05,224 --> 00:07:07,624 It does have a definite romantic charm. 78 00:07:07,727 --> 00:07:11,322 Yes, it does, doesn't it? Speaking of romantic charm... 79 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:15,424 if my memory serves me well, we still have some unfinished business to attend to. 80 00:07:15,535 --> 00:07:18,504 Oh. Oh. 81 00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:22,199 And what would you be hankerin' after, you swift-talkin' American? 82 00:07:22,308 --> 00:07:27,268 A magical moment captured in a worthy setting. 83 00:07:33,252 --> 00:07:36,016 Don't lose the mood. 84 00:07:41,027 --> 00:07:43,086 Oh, Liam O'Malley, Your Lordship... 85 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:45,187 the senior steam engineer. 86 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:48,699 - Steam engineer? - Well, it sounds a little bit grander than furnace man. 87 00:07:48,801 --> 00:07:51,531 Mikeline O'Flynn was tellin' me it's heat you'd be needin'. 88 00:07:51,637 --> 00:07:54,197 - Yes, it is a little bit nippy in here. - I'd be glad... 89 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:56,434 to stoke up the furnace, Your Lordship... 90 00:07:56,542 --> 00:07:59,306 if you'd just attend to this little heating bill. 91 00:07:59,412 --> 00:08:01,744 Huh? Oh, yes. Absolutely. 92 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:09,720 �98,000? 93 00:08:09,822 --> 00:08:13,019 Well, there's a lot of rooms in the castle, Your Lordship. 94 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:15,525 Yes, well, I'm sure there are, my good man. 95 00:08:15,628 --> 00:08:17,755 - Here you go. There you go. - Fifty p. 96 00:08:17,864 --> 00:08:20,128 Yes, consider it a down payment. 97 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:22,633 There you go. There you go. 98 00:08:28,307 --> 00:08:32,004 - Trouble in the boiler room? - Yes, well, I've always liked a brisk castle. 99 00:08:32,111 --> 00:08:34,011 I suppose we could generate our own heat. 100 00:08:34,113 --> 00:08:37,082 Yes, where were we now? 101 00:08:38,618 --> 00:08:40,586 That's where we were. 102 00:08:46,659 --> 00:08:51,096 Ryan O'Casey, chief butler, supervising steward, senior chamberlain. 103 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:53,256 - Congratulations. - The chef has prepared... 104 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:57,803 a small repast which awaits Your Lordship's pleasure in the main dining room. 105 00:08:59,672 --> 00:09:02,106 What the hell. Let's eat. 106 00:09:16,022 --> 00:09:18,320 - Look what I found in the library. - What's that? 107 00:09:18,424 --> 00:09:23,054 A book on your castle. This place goes all the way back to the 12th century. 108 00:09:23,162 --> 00:09:26,791 Is that so? It gives one pause, doesn't it, eh? 109 00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:29,265 To be an immortal part of history. 110 00:09:30,937 --> 00:09:33,167 Are you ready to be served, Your Lordship? 111 00:09:33,272 --> 00:09:35,604 Always ready, Mikeline. Always ready. 112 00:10:00,199 --> 00:10:04,863 - He said a small repast. - Must be the appetizer. 113 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:14,909 I'll see to this. 114 00:10:22,855 --> 00:10:25,323 �87,000 for groceries? 115 00:10:25,424 --> 00:10:30,123 - Lot of stomachs in a castle. - Why do I get the distinct impression... 116 00:10:30,229 --> 00:10:34,097 that no one's paid a bill around here for the last 50 years? 117 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,760 Fifty-nine, to be exact. 118 00:10:38,037 --> 00:10:40,005 Tell me this, Mikeline. If no one's been paid... 119 00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:43,564 for the last 59 years, why do they stay? 120 00:10:43,676 --> 00:10:46,406 Well, the way we look at it, sir... 121 00:10:46,512 --> 00:10:49,538 havin' a job that doesn't pay... 122 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:53,415 is better than havin' no job at all. 123 00:10:53,519 --> 00:10:55,419 Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's a- 124 00:10:55,521 --> 00:10:57,580 That's an interesting perspective. 125 00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:02,886 Well, shall we take a tour of the grounds? 126 00:11:05,031 --> 00:11:07,556 - When do we chow down, boss? - We just did. 127 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,726 A boiled potato? 128 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:14,670 Nouvelle cuisine. Speciality of the castle. Mustn't overload the palate. 129 00:11:14,774 --> 00:11:17,709 - Shall we? - Would you get my sweater, dear? 130 00:11:17,810 --> 00:11:21,007 I left it in the room. It's under my pink teddy. 131 00:11:21,113 --> 00:11:23,707 Hmm? 132 00:11:23,816 --> 00:11:26,410 Anything for my new bride. 133 00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:39,897 I'm stuffed. Excuse me. 134 00:11:46,338 --> 00:11:49,330 Most guests prefer the front door, Mr. Chalmers. 135 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:52,411 - Linda, what a pleasant surprise. - It's still Laura. 136 00:11:52,511 --> 00:11:54,775 And what are you doing out here lurking about? 137 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,780 It's my job to lurk. Have you forgotten... 138 00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:59,043 I'm chief of security for the earl of Claridge? 139 00:11:59,151 --> 00:12:01,449 God rest his soul. When I learned... 140 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:04,250 the new lord was arriving, I jetted in post haste. 141 00:12:04,356 --> 00:12:07,484 And you have absolutely no idea who the new lord is. 142 00:12:07,593 --> 00:12:09,652 I'm sure I'll meet him soon enough. 143 00:12:09,762 --> 00:12:13,220 The only reason you ever turn up is to recruit Mr. Steele... 144 00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:15,800 for one of your hair-brained schemes. 145 00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:18,267 How is Harry these days? 146 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:21,430 You can forget the black lung bit. 147 00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:24,338 The sympathy ploy's been tried, and it doesn't work. 148 00:12:24,443 --> 00:12:28,106 - He's mine now. - What hold could you possibly have on Harry? 149 00:12:29,348 --> 00:12:32,647 - We're married. - Really? 150 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,721 For better... or for worse? 151 00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:48,832 Guess you were pretty sure you'd seen the last of me, huh? 152 00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:52,267 I must admit I never expected the pleasure of your company here in Ireland. 153 00:12:52,371 --> 00:12:56,000 Yeah, well, just how far did you go to see that I wouldn't be around? 154 00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:00,879 There's a nuance here that escapes me. 155 00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:04,211 Funny thing Helmsley didn't shoot at you. He shot at me. 156 00:13:04,316 --> 00:13:07,479 You were the master spy. I was just the messenger boy. 157 00:13:07,586 --> 00:13:10,885 Yeah, but if he found out he was being set up... 158 00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:12,890 he should have come after the both of us. 159 00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:17,691 - The luck of the Irish. - You didn't let anything slip, did you? 160 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,527 - Not that I'm aware of. - Then how'd he figure out I was onto him? 161 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,863 Intelligence can be a leaky business at best. 162 00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:26,165 Maybe. But I'll make you a promise. 163 00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:30,641 If I find out you fingered me, I'm gonna have to kill you. 164 00:13:46,892 --> 00:13:50,453 Bridgit O'Leary, Your Lordship, senior domestic coordinator. 165 00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,463 Oh. Nice to meet you, Bridgit. 166 00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:55,693 - Uh, where's my wife? - Her Ladyship went outside. 167 00:13:55,801 --> 00:13:57,701 - In a hurry she was. - I see. Thank you. 168 00:13:57,803 --> 00:13:59,703 Before you be rushin' off, there's a wee matter... 169 00:13:59,805 --> 00:14:02,831 that calls for your immediate attention. 170 00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:14,846 - �27,000 for polish? - Lots of silver in a castle. 171 00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,925 Try stainless. 172 00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:31,926 The cupboards are bare, chief. What gives? 173 00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:34,904 Cash flow crisis, Mildred. Listen, tell me this. 174 00:14:35,007 --> 00:14:37,134 How's the real estate market in castles these days? 175 00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:41,304 Lousy. This joint's been on the market since 1532. 176 00:14:41,413 --> 00:14:44,405 Mm-hmm. Perhaps it's time to change brokers, eh? 177 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:50,454 - Here you go, Mrs. Steele. - Sean O'Gleeson, Your Lordship... 178 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,456 senior landscape architect. 179 00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:55,254 Have you stopped to smell the roses lately? 180 00:14:55,361 --> 00:14:58,330 Oh, yes. A familiar scent indeed. 181 00:14:58,430 --> 00:15:00,330 Uh- Uh- 182 00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:04,061 Well, come along, Mrs. Steele. Let's not keep the man from his bush. 183 00:15:04,169 --> 00:15:07,730 Now, about our uninvited guest. 184 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,638 What's the latest crackpot campaign he's come up with? 185 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,837 The latest is that he intends to kill me. 186 00:15:13,946 --> 00:15:16,847 Kill you? Who are you talking about? 187 00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:19,645 - Tony. Who are you talking about? - Harry.! 188 00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:24,084 Daniel! What brings you to Ashford Castle? 189 00:15:24,189 --> 00:15:27,249 You do, my boy. I'm your chief of security. 190 00:15:27,359 --> 00:15:30,817 Oh, yes, of course. Lots of locks in a castle. 191 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:34,331 Might I, uh, suggest a tour of your holdings? 192 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,334 Yeah. Oh, yes, of course. That's-That's a splendid idea, Daniel. 193 00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:40,132 Um, shall we, Mrs. Steele? 194 00:15:40,239 --> 00:15:42,707 I'll leave you two to your holdings. 195 00:15:44,243 --> 00:15:47,007 - Don't be long, dear. - No. 196 00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:54,076 She's, uh- She's turned into quite a girl, hasn't she, Daniel? 197 00:15:54,186 --> 00:15:57,383 Mmm. They always do until they get what they want. 198 00:15:57,489 --> 00:15:59,821 - Shall we? - Mmm. 199 00:15:59,925 --> 00:16:04,362 I understand you've done some settling down since our paths last crossed. 200 00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:08,229 - Mm-hmm. - I didn't think you were the marrying kind. 201 00:16:08,334 --> 00:16:10,700 Wedlock has distinct advantages. 202 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:14,170 Indeed. I must say I never could understand... 203 00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:16,571 - your attraction to Linda. - Laura. 204 00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:21,135 Mmm. Laura, Linda. There've been so many, it's hard to keep track. 205 00:16:21,246 --> 00:16:23,737 - Remember the contessa? - Oh, yes. 206 00:16:23,849 --> 00:16:26,374 - The one with the birthmark. - There. You see? 207 00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:30,216 So many. A shame to tie yourself down to one. 208 00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:35,191 Oh, Daniel, Daniel, you've always been such an incurable romantic. 209 00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:38,229 Now, listen, tell me. About this security job. 210 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:40,696 Is it on the up-and-up, or are you intending to, uh... 211 00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:42,767 relieve the castle of all its treasures? 212 00:16:42,868 --> 00:16:45,928 Oh, it's the straight and narrow for me, Harry. 213 00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:49,496 Living on the edge can become a bit trying as a steady diet. 214 00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:51,508 Mmm. Who would have thought it, eh? 215 00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:54,272 The two of us making an honest go of it after all these years. 216 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:57,110 Neither of us is getting any younger, my boy. 217 00:16:57,216 --> 00:17:00,879 Tell me, if you had to do it all again, would you change anything? 218 00:17:02,454 --> 00:17:04,945 A few things here and there. 219 00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:14,132 This way, Harry. 220 00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:19,201 Oh! And a good mornin' to ya, Your Lordship. 221 00:17:19,304 --> 00:17:22,535 Mary Kate O'Danaher at your service. 222 00:17:22,641 --> 00:17:25,201 Oh, the floor's wet. We'll come back later. 223 00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:30,714 Oh, no problem, sir. I don't mind cleanin'up after ya. 224 00:17:30,816 --> 00:17:34,616 You need to save your strength for the long walk home. 225 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,711 Oh, doesn't she live in the castle then? 226 00:17:36,822 --> 00:17:40,724 No, she's temporary. Just, uh, passing through. 227 00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:43,920 Oh, I'll be around for a while, sir. 228 00:17:44,029 --> 00:17:46,589 There's a lot of work left undone. 229 00:18:09,788 --> 00:18:13,519 Back from the tour so soon, you eager beaver? 230 00:18:17,496 --> 00:18:21,227 - Tony? - If I say yes, would we have to stop? 231 00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:23,267 Mmm! 232 00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:25,666 Let go of me! 233 00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:37,215 Now- 234 00:18:38,817 --> 00:18:42,947 - What have you been doing? - I'll explain later. 235 00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:48,752 You'll explain now! 236 00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:52,763 I'm looking at 50 to life, unless I can prove I'm not a traitor. 237 00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:55,993 What makes you think you can find proof here? 238 00:18:56,101 --> 00:19:00,265 I don't believe this. We take you in, hide you from the police... 239 00:19:00,372 --> 00:19:02,897 protect you from a murder rap we know nothing about... 240 00:19:03,008 --> 00:19:06,842 and now I find you tearing our room apart like a petty thief? 241 00:19:09,681 --> 00:19:13,208 After Steele gave Helmsley the documents, what happened? 242 00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:16,412 - Why do you want to know? - I'm trying to save my neck! 243 00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:18,490 We went to the police station. 244 00:19:18,590 --> 00:19:21,184 - After that. - We came back to the hotel... 245 00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:23,818 packed, caught the train for the night boat to Dublin. 246 00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:26,227 - You know the rest. - Did he make any calls? 247 00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,891 - No. - Did he ever leave your side? 248 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:32,698 - No! - You mean to tell me he never even went to the bathroom? 249 00:19:32,804 --> 00:19:36,103 Iron kidneys. Now, what's this all about? 250 00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:38,642 Your husband sold me out to Helmsley. 251 00:19:41,446 --> 00:19:43,437 - Why would he do that? - Ask him. 252 00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:47,110 Laura? 253 00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:49,187 Why don't we both ask him? 254 00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:55,816 Do you really want him to find us in here, together? 255 00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:59,796 Laura, why is the door locked? 256 00:19:59,898 --> 00:20:02,731 Coming! Come on. Come on. 257 00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:08,028 Coming! Mmm! 258 00:20:12,744 --> 00:20:14,905 Laura, what took you so long? 259 00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:19,815 - Good Lord, what a mess. - Just doing a little unpacking, dear. 260 00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:31,453 Ro- Rolling around the royal bedspread, Your Ladyship? 261 00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:34,225 - It isn't what you think. - No need to look so guilty, Laura. 262 00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:37,564 Your honeymoon high jinks pale in comparison to this. 263 00:20:37,669 --> 00:20:39,637 Good Lord. 264 00:20:48,947 --> 00:20:51,245 How did you find me? 265 00:20:53,819 --> 00:20:56,287 You didn't think I'd give up just because... 266 00:20:56,388 --> 00:20:58,822 you got an attack of wanderlust, did you? 267 00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,824 I was rather hoping you would. 268 00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:03,156 I have a job to do. 269 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,822 Well, as I told you, I'd really like to help you... 270 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:11,028 but something's come up that demands my full attention. 271 00:21:13,071 --> 00:21:17,701 Fine. Just return the �25,000 I advanced you... 272 00:21:17,809 --> 00:21:19,777 and we'll forget about our bargain. 273 00:21:21,179 --> 00:21:26,014 - I'm afraid that won't be possible. - No 25,000? 274 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:29,679 - No, flown the coop. - Quaint way of putting it. 275 00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:32,154 The name of a horse actually. Unlucky nag. 276 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:37,320 Cheer up, Daniel. 277 00:21:37,429 --> 00:21:39,954 Look what dropped into our lap. 278 00:21:41,733 --> 00:21:46,193 All we have to do is trade Mr. Roselli for what we need. 279 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:49,035 And I know just who to trade him to. 280 00:21:57,182 --> 00:21:59,150 Oh, blast. 281 00:22:08,193 --> 00:22:11,856 - Oh. Uh- - The chief electrician asked me to pass this along. 282 00:22:11,963 --> 00:22:14,158 Chief electrician. 283 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,861 �96,000 of electricity? 284 00:22:19,971 --> 00:22:22,940 Lots of lights in a castle, Your Lordship. 285 00:22:23,041 --> 00:22:25,669 Remind me to look into solar energy. 286 00:22:27,713 --> 00:22:30,705 No, no. No, you've been a big help. Thanks. 287 00:22:30,816 --> 00:22:34,217 - Mildred, Mildred, please, the room's ablaze. - But it's getting dark. 288 00:22:34,319 --> 00:22:36,514 Break out the candles. Have you seen Anthony? 289 00:22:36,621 --> 00:22:38,851 He knows better than to get into my line of fire. 290 00:22:38,957 --> 00:22:40,857 - Good thought. Fire. - What? 291 00:22:40,959 --> 00:22:43,894 Should the castle go up in flames, accidentally of course... 292 00:22:43,995 --> 00:22:45,963 how much could we claim on the insurance? 293 00:22:46,064 --> 00:22:49,932 Sorry, boss. They tried that in 1856. 294 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:53,766 - And? - And it's stone walls, three-feet thick. 295 00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:55,965 There's no way you're gonna burn this baby down. 296 00:22:56,074 --> 00:22:58,565 Oh, blast. Ah, well. Okay. 297 00:22:58,677 --> 00:23:01,578 Oh, from now on, all phone calls are collect, Mildred. 298 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:04,478 Heed me. All phone calls are collect. 299 00:23:09,788 --> 00:23:13,690 Terence, my good man, might you know the whereabouts of my American friend? 300 00:23:13,792 --> 00:23:16,693 - He was needin' a ride to the village. - I'll be needin' the same ride. 301 00:23:16,795 --> 00:23:18,695 - But first, your bill. - Ah! 302 00:23:18,797 --> 00:23:22,563 - Saints be praised for your American Lordship. - Mm-hmm. 303 00:23:22,667 --> 00:23:24,635 Thank you. 304 00:23:29,274 --> 00:23:32,641 - Mildred, what are you doing? - The boss likes a dark castle. 305 00:23:32,744 --> 00:23:34,974 - Where is he? - He left with the chauffeur. 306 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,571 - Any idea where he was headed? - Beats me. 307 00:23:37,682 --> 00:23:40,242 Oh, but do I have some news about Daniel Chalmers. 308 00:23:40,352 --> 00:23:43,344 You know that line about chief of security? 309 00:23:43,455 --> 00:23:45,821 It's as phony as a four-leaf shamrock. 310 00:23:45,924 --> 00:23:48,392 According to the executor of the earl's estate... 311 00:23:48,493 --> 00:23:50,461 Chalmers turned the job down. 312 00:23:53,532 --> 00:23:56,433 Chalmers? 313 00:23:56,535 --> 00:24:02,235 - Keep a light in the window, Mildred. - Will you settle for a candle? 314 00:24:18,924 --> 00:24:20,824 Great sound. 315 00:24:20,926 --> 00:24:22,951 They rehearsing for some kind of a show? 316 00:24:23,061 --> 00:24:25,359 No, just regular folk. 317 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,364 Farmers, tradesmen, the like. 318 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:30,629 - Then why are they singing? - They're Irish. 319 00:24:32,404 --> 00:24:36,864 - Hello? - Tony! 320 00:24:36,975 --> 00:24:40,342 - Good to hear your voice again. - What the hell are you so chipper about? 321 00:24:40,445 --> 00:24:43,073 My face is plastered all over the Irish papers. 322 00:24:43,181 --> 00:24:46,173 Well, newspapers do tend to somewhat run... 323 00:24:46,284 --> 00:24:49,219 behind current events, especially in our business. 324 00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:53,052 Don't give me a lecture on journalism. You said you'd clean things up! 325 00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:57,060 Well, as a man of my word, I have done just that. 326 00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:59,687 We've located the documents. 327 00:25:01,066 --> 00:25:04,001 Helmsley had them all neatly boxed... 328 00:25:04,102 --> 00:25:07,162 waiting to be delivered to his Russian contact. 329 00:25:07,272 --> 00:25:10,537 Well-Well, then what am I doing hiding here in the bogs? 330 00:25:10,642 --> 00:25:14,271 It's safe for you to come home. Mother forgives you. 331 00:25:14,379 --> 00:25:18,042 Well, that's swell, Mom. Now, just how do I get out of here? 332 00:25:18,149 --> 00:25:21,550 - Where are you? - Where am I? 333 00:25:21,653 --> 00:25:26,352 - O'Flanagan's Pub. - I mean, what city? 334 00:25:26,458 --> 00:25:28,858 Well, it's not exactly a city. 335 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:31,224 I suppose you could call it a town. 336 00:25:31,329 --> 00:25:33,854 But not a town by your standards. 337 00:25:33,965 --> 00:25:36,593 - Well, I guess you'd call it a- - What's the name of it? 338 00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:38,726 Glencree, of course! 339 00:25:41,239 --> 00:25:43,764 I'm in someplace called Glencree. 340 00:25:45,176 --> 00:25:47,667 That's good, Tony. That's fine. 341 00:25:47,779 --> 00:25:51,271 There's a house we used on an occasion not far from there. 342 00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:55,080 Um, I'll need a few hours to arrange things. 343 00:25:55,186 --> 00:25:57,677 Look, you give me your telephone number... 344 00:25:57,789 --> 00:26:01,589 and I'll ring you back as soon as everything is in order. 345 00:26:01,693 --> 00:26:07,154 The number is 86429. 346 00:26:10,035 --> 00:26:13,994 Tony, although I'm generally known as a most forgiving man... 347 00:26:14,105 --> 00:26:16,096 don't do anything precipitous. 348 00:26:16,207 --> 00:26:18,300 Because I promise you, old dear... 349 00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:22,938 if you do, you will be returning to London in a box. 350 00:27:57,909 --> 00:28:00,776 You! Where are you going? 351 00:28:00,879 --> 00:28:04,747 We're here to see Secretary Kemadov about the serving arrangements for tonight. 352 00:28:04,849 --> 00:28:07,750 Secretary Kemadov is a busy man. 353 00:28:07,852 --> 00:28:09,843 Too busy to waste his time with that. 354 00:28:09,954 --> 00:28:12,718 That's all right, Nikolai. 355 00:28:12,824 --> 00:28:14,792 Please. 356 00:28:24,335 --> 00:28:27,099 So, you are here to make arrangements. 357 00:28:27,205 --> 00:28:29,105 In a manner of speaking. 358 00:28:29,207 --> 00:28:32,233 On the telephone, you said something about a package. 359 00:28:41,052 --> 00:28:44,852 - Interested? - Double agents are always valuable. 360 00:28:46,157 --> 00:28:50,821 - I cannot accept damaged goods. - He'll be alive. 361 00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:56,864 Are you good Marxists... 362 00:28:56,968 --> 00:28:59,801 or do you have a more capitalist reward in mind? 363 00:28:59,904 --> 00:29:02,873 Two years ago, an American businessman named Robert Peters... 364 00:29:02,974 --> 00:29:06,432 was arrested for smuggling political refugees through the Iron Curtain. 365 00:29:06,544 --> 00:29:09,911 I want to know where he is, assuming he's still alive. 366 00:29:10,014 --> 00:29:13,313 Why this interest in a common political prisoner? 367 00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:15,318 He's the young lady's father. 368 00:29:17,689 --> 00:29:21,420 Of course, you realize I'm merely first secretary for Cultural Affairs. 369 00:29:21,526 --> 00:29:24,086 And we are merely domestics. 370 00:29:25,864 --> 00:29:29,960 Officially, I know nothing about this Robert Peters. 371 00:29:30,068 --> 00:29:34,004 - And unofficially? - I'll see what I can find out. 372 00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:36,039 Let go! 373 00:29:40,578 --> 00:29:42,876 Well, well. What a coincidence. 374 00:29:42,981 --> 00:29:45,950 You know this woman? 375 00:29:46,050 --> 00:29:49,213 - Tell him who I am! - Where's your identification? 376 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:52,187 - My what? - Pick up a badge at the front desk... 377 00:29:52,290 --> 00:29:54,190 and get back to the kitchen where you belong. 378 00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:57,352 - W-Wait a minute! - Take her to the kitchen. 379 00:29:57,462 --> 00:30:01,057 You can't keep me in the kitchen forever. 380 00:30:01,166 --> 00:30:03,862 Good help is so hard to come by. 381 00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:07,096 We have the same problem in my country. 382 00:30:29,227 --> 00:30:31,855 I think I'll take a walk around your lovely village. 383 00:30:38,636 --> 00:30:42,197 Stopping by to have a drop of vodka with your Bolshevik buddies? 384 00:30:42,307 --> 00:30:44,867 Everything's all straightened out now, okay? 385 00:30:44,976 --> 00:30:47,638 Not as far as I'm concerned, mate. 386 00:30:47,745 --> 00:30:50,908 Laura trusted you, and you used her for your own traitorous means. 387 00:30:51,015 --> 00:30:54,178 I used her? You used her to keep from being deported. 388 00:30:54,285 --> 00:30:57,345 Where I come from, that's one step lower than a pimp. 389 00:31:05,129 --> 00:31:07,097 Come on. 390 00:32:00,118 --> 00:32:04,521 - A fiver on the lad in gray.! - You're covered, me boyo! 391 00:32:16,067 --> 00:32:20,003 - How are the odds? - Even money, me boyo! Even money! 392 00:32:45,496 --> 00:32:48,294 Back off! Back off! 393 00:32:48,399 --> 00:32:51,493 Go on. Break it up, fellas. Break it up. 394 00:32:54,339 --> 00:32:57,706 Break it up. Ah, well, now. 395 00:32:57,809 --> 00:33:01,711 I think we found our Russian bear. 396 00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:03,747 That house- 397 00:33:03,848 --> 00:33:06,510 the one with the red door. 398 00:33:06,617 --> 00:33:09,848 The people in that house can explain everything. 399 00:33:09,954 --> 00:33:12,354 I promise. Go ahead, ask 'em! 400 00:33:12,457 --> 00:33:15,449 This better not be a trick. 401 00:33:38,516 --> 00:33:40,416 Given our past differences, Anthony... 402 00:33:40,518 --> 00:33:42,986 I suggest a strategic retreat is in order. 403 00:33:43,087 --> 00:33:46,022 Why the hell can't you just say... run? 404 00:34:02,340 --> 00:34:07,141 Well, Anthony, what do you think of Ireland so far? 405 00:34:07,245 --> 00:34:11,011 - I think I owe you an apology. - Accepted. 406 00:34:12,850 --> 00:34:15,444 Now you know I didn't set you up. Any ideas who did? 407 00:34:16,721 --> 00:34:19,087 The guy that sent me to that house- Fitch. 408 00:34:19,190 --> 00:34:22,387 Huh. It appears you've dug up two moles for the price of one. 409 00:34:22,493 --> 00:34:25,394 Yeah, only nobody's gonna take my word against his. 410 00:34:25,496 --> 00:34:28,556 - High up in British Intelligence, is he? - Top rung. 411 00:34:28,666 --> 00:34:31,226 Oh. 412 00:34:31,335 --> 00:34:34,896 Ironic. Only you, me and- 413 00:34:35,006 --> 00:34:37,167 - And what? - And the Russians know you're innocent. 414 00:34:39,444 --> 00:34:42,413 - Kemadov. - Obviously not an Irishman. 415 00:34:42,513 --> 00:34:46,711 A spy as high up as Fitch would only contact one man- Kemadov. 416 00:34:46,818 --> 00:34:48,718 Yeah. 417 00:34:48,820 --> 00:34:52,017 How might we find, uh, Comrade Kemadov? 418 00:34:53,057 --> 00:34:54,957 Soviet Embassy in Dublin. 419 00:34:55,059 --> 00:34:56,959 If I can get him to point the finger at Fitch... 420 00:34:57,061 --> 00:34:59,052 I might get out of this with my skin. 421 00:34:59,163 --> 00:35:01,961 Hey, easy, easy now, bucko. 422 00:35:02,066 --> 00:35:03,966 Seeing as your face is familiar as Paddy's pig... 423 00:35:04,068 --> 00:35:06,628 don't you think it might be wiser if I get a lay of the land? 424 00:35:06,737 --> 00:35:10,503 You're saying you're gonna help me? 425 00:35:10,608 --> 00:35:13,099 Seeing as I'm already on the hook for harboring a fugitive... 426 00:35:13,211 --> 00:35:17,147 I don't see what difference it's gonna make kidnapping a K.G.B. Agent. 427 00:35:19,750 --> 00:35:24,050 Look, uh, that crack I made about you being lower than a pimp? 428 00:35:24,155 --> 00:35:27,852 - I was outta line. - Yes, you were. 429 00:35:37,502 --> 00:35:40,471 All right. Stay out of sight until I get back from Dublin. 430 00:35:41,506 --> 00:35:44,134 Lock the door. 431 00:35:46,511 --> 00:35:48,411 - Safe and sound. - Ah- 432 00:35:48,513 --> 00:35:50,413 - Ah. - Excuse me, Your Lordship. 433 00:35:50,515 --> 00:35:52,915 - Yes? - There's a policeman downstairs... 434 00:35:53,017 --> 00:35:55,645 - who'd like to ask you some questions. - Ah. 435 00:35:55,753 --> 00:35:58,244 - Will I show him in? - Uh, no, no, no. 436 00:35:58,356 --> 00:36:02,622 Just, uh, give me five minutes, then show him into the study downstairs. 437 00:36:02,727 --> 00:36:04,695 - All right, sir. - Yeah. 438 00:36:31,722 --> 00:36:34,054 Love your hydrangeas. Really. 439 00:36:48,105 --> 00:36:50,903 Detective Inspector O'Brien, Your Lordship. 440 00:36:51,008 --> 00:36:52,976 Thank you, Mikeline. Thank you. 441 00:36:53,077 --> 00:36:55,739 Come in, Inspector. Good day to you, sir. 442 00:36:55,846 --> 00:36:58,610 Sean O'Casey. Shadow of a Gunman. 443 00:36:58,716 --> 00:37:02,243 Always leaves me breathless Oh. Ah, yeah. 444 00:37:02,353 --> 00:37:05,481 And, uh, what brings you to Ashford Castle, Inspector? 445 00:37:07,158 --> 00:37:10,787 Well, uh, have you seen this man, sir? 446 00:37:12,563 --> 00:37:16,397 Mmm. Oh, yeah. Beady eyes. Yes. 447 00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:20,027 Ah, look at that. Dishonest scowl. 448 00:37:20,137 --> 00:37:22,367 Obviously a hardened criminal. 449 00:37:22,473 --> 00:37:24,805 - Well, he's wanted for espionage. - Is he? 450 00:37:24,909 --> 00:37:27,639 And my men think they saw him headin' for your castle. 451 00:37:27,745 --> 00:37:31,647 Uh-huh. Well, we'll keep a weather eye out for him, Inspector. 452 00:37:31,749 --> 00:37:35,378 And I'll tell you this, if we get wind of any Communists up here... 453 00:37:35,486 --> 00:37:38,182 you shall be the first to hear about it, Inspector, okay? 454 00:37:38,289 --> 00:37:40,484 - Thank you. - Nice to meet you. Glorious day, isn't it? 455 00:37:40,591 --> 00:37:43,992 Lovely. Thanks again. You've been most cooperative. 456 00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:45,995 There you go now. Bye-bye, Inspector. 457 00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:47,997 - Good-bye, sir. - Bye-bye. 458 00:38:03,447 --> 00:38:07,110 Anybody home? 459 00:38:07,218 --> 00:38:10,346 - Mildred, what's the matter? - Ghosts. 460 00:38:10,454 --> 00:38:13,787 The boss's castle is haunted. Here. 461 00:38:13,891 --> 00:38:17,088 "Sir Dennis O'Keefe, slain in the 14th century... 462 00:38:17,194 --> 00:38:19,094 during the battle of O'Mongan... 463 00:38:19,196 --> 00:38:21,164 roams the castle when the moon is full... 464 00:38:21,265 --> 00:38:23,859 calling for his beloved Margaret Mary. " 465 00:38:23,968 --> 00:38:27,028 Speaking of free spirits, has Mr. Steele materialized? 466 00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:29,072 He put on his tux and left. 467 00:38:29,173 --> 00:38:33,371 - What about Daniel Chalmers? - He put on his tux and left too. 468 00:38:33,477 --> 00:38:37,379 Oh, honey, what about Sir Dennis? 469 00:38:37,481 --> 00:38:40,143 Tell him to put on his tux and follow the crowd. 470 00:39:51,122 --> 00:39:53,488 Uh, sorry. I hate to trouble you... 471 00:39:53,591 --> 00:39:57,254 but, uh, I seem to have dropped a cuff link just around the corner. 472 00:39:57,361 --> 00:40:01,491 - Could I trouble you for a light there? - Bien s�r. Apr�s vous. 473 00:40:14,745 --> 00:40:16,645 Bonsoir. 474 00:40:16,747 --> 00:40:20,080 - Your package as promised. - Excellent. 475 00:40:20,184 --> 00:40:23,278 And now, your end of the bargain, Secretary Kemadov? 476 00:40:23,387 --> 00:40:25,446 We have no bargain until he talks. 477 00:40:25,556 --> 00:40:28,821 My dear man, he can hardly say much while he's unconscious. 478 00:40:28,926 --> 00:40:30,917 Then we will have to wait. 479 00:40:31,028 --> 00:40:33,360 That was not part of the agreement. 480 00:40:33,464 --> 00:40:36,524 How do I know he's worth anything till we have a chance to chat? 481 00:40:36,634 --> 00:40:38,534 And what are we supposed to do in the meantime? 482 00:40:38,636 --> 00:40:40,627 Try the caviar. 483 00:40:52,883 --> 00:40:55,909 - Harry! - Oh, Daniel. 484 00:40:57,555 --> 00:41:00,456 Rubbing elbows with our Eastern cousins? 485 00:41:00,558 --> 00:41:03,994 I didn't realize you went in for these diplomatic soirees. 486 00:41:04,094 --> 00:41:06,085 Late invitation. 487 00:41:06,197 --> 00:41:08,688 I thought I'd see how the other side lives. 488 00:41:08,799 --> 00:41:11,791 You, uh, couldn't point out Secretary Kemadov, could you? 489 00:41:11,902 --> 00:41:14,962 - He's upstairs. - Oh. 490 00:41:15,072 --> 00:41:17,006 Oh, where are my manners? 491 00:41:17,107 --> 00:41:19,632 Countess Inga Olafson, Mr. Remington Steele... 492 00:41:19,743 --> 00:41:23,144 private investigator par excellence. 493 00:41:23,247 --> 00:41:25,647 It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Steele. 494 00:41:25,749 --> 00:41:27,649 The pleasure's all mine, I'm sure. 495 00:41:27,751 --> 00:41:31,983 The countess has graciously called on me to escort her this evening. 496 00:41:32,089 --> 00:41:34,683 Haven't we met before somewhere, Countess? 497 00:41:34,792 --> 00:41:38,250 Oh, I'm sure I would remember a face like yours. 498 00:41:38,362 --> 00:41:40,455 That's very kind of you to say that. 499 00:41:40,564 --> 00:41:45,399 - But I'm sure we've met somewhere. - I am a woman of many interests. 500 00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:49,269 Mmm. And many accents. 501 00:41:49,373 --> 00:41:51,864 I was rather partial to your Irish brogue, I must say. 502 00:41:51,976 --> 00:41:54,672 Didn't I make a convincing scrubwoman? 503 00:41:54,778 --> 00:42:00,273 - Mmm. You made one fatal mistake. - What was that? 504 00:42:00,384 --> 00:42:03,012 You were the only one who didn't present me with a bill. 505 00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:05,987 Tell me, Daniel, what are you doing here, by the way? 506 00:42:06,090 --> 00:42:08,081 - High stakes roulette, my boy. - Really? 507 00:42:10,194 --> 00:42:12,219 Damned Russian vodka sticks in the throat. 508 00:42:12,329 --> 00:42:15,059 - Uh-huh. - Ah, the Belgian attach�. 509 00:42:15,165 --> 00:42:18,464 Come along, my dear. Catch you later, Harry. 510 00:43:16,694 --> 00:43:18,662 Easy. 511 00:43:21,298 --> 00:43:23,630 - I thought I told you to lay low. - I did. 512 00:43:23,734 --> 00:43:25,634 Then why didn't you stay at the castle? 513 00:43:25,736 --> 00:43:29,467 I walked into my room, and the lights went out. 514 00:43:38,816 --> 00:43:41,182 - Now what? - Bag him. 515 00:43:59,870 --> 00:44:04,773 Do you always make your security rounds dressed in black tie? 516 00:44:04,875 --> 00:44:07,571 Even the help gets the night off every now and then. 517 00:44:07,678 --> 00:44:09,646 Why don't we drop the charade? 518 00:44:09,747 --> 00:44:11,647 I know you're not the chief of security. 519 00:44:11,749 --> 00:44:15,378 - You turned the job down. - A minor technicality. 520 00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:18,546 You came here because you knew he'd be here, didn't you? 521 00:44:21,992 --> 00:44:25,519 The night air catches in the throat. 522 00:44:25,629 --> 00:44:29,087 If you'll excuse me, I really must turn in before I get a chill. 523 00:44:29,199 --> 00:44:31,531 It's not the Irish air... 524 00:44:31,635 --> 00:44:34,195 and it's not the Irish damp. 525 00:44:43,881 --> 00:44:46,247 You have more pills in here than a drugstore. 526 00:44:48,052 --> 00:44:50,247 Leave it to Linda to dig until she comes up... 527 00:44:50,354 --> 00:44:52,788 with all the morbid little details. 528 00:44:55,359 --> 00:44:58,886 I know you and I have had a strained relationship at best. 529 00:44:58,996 --> 00:45:01,521 We've always been vying for the same object. 530 00:45:01,632 --> 00:45:04,795 Why don't we take off the gloves and talk truth for a change? 531 00:45:04,902 --> 00:45:06,961 I don't like the truth. 532 00:45:07,071 --> 00:45:10,837 I've spent my whole life dancing around its edges. 533 00:45:12,576 --> 00:45:16,205 You want the truth? Here it is. 534 00:45:21,452 --> 00:45:23,579 I'll take fantasy any day. 535 00:45:25,255 --> 00:45:27,917 - I'm sorry. - No need. 536 00:45:28,992 --> 00:45:31,324 Harry will finally be yours... 537 00:45:32,429 --> 00:45:34,795 irrevocably. 538 00:45:34,898 --> 00:45:37,662 Even a consummate artist of deception... 539 00:45:38,702 --> 00:45:40,670 can't outfox the Grim Reaper. 540 00:45:42,372 --> 00:45:44,670 Does that satisfy your thirst for the truth? 541 00:45:49,379 --> 00:45:51,438 I found something else. 542 00:45:54,084 --> 00:45:56,644 Pretty tune. 543 00:45:56,754 --> 00:46:00,451 - What are you doing with it? - A meaningless bauble. 544 00:46:00,557 --> 00:46:04,459 It belonged to the Earl of Claridge. He meant it to go to his son. 545 00:46:04,561 --> 00:46:07,462 But it was stolen before his son could receive it. 546 00:46:07,564 --> 00:46:10,158 And then it came to Mr. Steele with a note which said... 547 00:46:10,267 --> 00:46:13,794 "Your father always wanted you to have this. Signed, Patrick O'Rourke. " 548 00:46:13,904 --> 00:46:17,863 - The thief gave it to O'Rourke. - To give it to the thief's son? 549 00:46:17,975 --> 00:46:21,877 A father wants to leave some legacy to his children, no matter how small. 550 00:46:24,148 --> 00:46:27,140 You still haven't told me what this is doing among your belongings. 551 00:46:36,460 --> 00:46:39,520 I'm afraid I stole it. Again. 552 00:46:42,232 --> 00:46:44,132 You're the thief? 553 00:46:46,537 --> 00:46:49,768 You've uncovered quite a Pandora's box, Laura. 554 00:46:51,008 --> 00:46:53,977 As difficult as it may be to believe... 555 00:46:54,077 --> 00:46:59,071 the man you call Remington Steele is my son. 556 00:46:59,121 --> 00:47:03,671 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0